Justin Bieber has been sued by a man claiming to be Selena Gomez’s father. He claims Bieber bought himself a penis enlargement with a stolen credit card.

These pretty remarkable allegations are included in a new lawsuit filed and obtained by TMZ.com.

Here is a sample posted by TMZ:

“Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug.”

“Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums.”

“[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty [sic] combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones.”

“Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card.”

The lawsuit concludes … “I’m an emotional mess … America must boycott biebers music!”

What do you make of the lawsuit? We would love to see your comments on this one. LOLZ